Friday, September 2, 2011

WHAT WOULD CHILLI DO?: SINEAD O'CONNOR TAKES TO TWITTER TO FIND A MAN


According to CNN's Marquee, 90's sensation, singer-songwriter Sinéad O’Connor has taken to the popular social networking site Twitter, to find love.

Irish singer-songwriter Sinéad O’Connor – [] has taken to Twitter, as well as her official website, to find a man. And some of her requirements for a romantic partner are rather amusing. 
"Am in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man," O’Connor, 44, wrote on her site this month. But sweet alone won’t cut it. 
The singer also provides a list of particulars and deal-breakers: "Stubble is a non-negotiable must. ... Must not be named Brian or Nigel." 
Many of the controversial star’s requirements are sexual in nature, but she’s unapologetic about getting graphic. "SO VERY VERY happy to be weeny insect chipping away at Ireland's sexual repression,” she tweeted. []
However, thanks to her more G-rated tidbits, we learned that Dave Chappelle is her “dream man,” and she fancies
Robert Downey Jr., and U2’s Adam Clayton. Her man must be no younger than 44, employed, snuggly, with “no hair dryer use.” And, naturally, no hair dye, after shave or hair gelRoxxy insert: *Gucci Mane voice* Well damn! That cancel all the males on MTV's Jersey Shore.
Since her search for love began, Sinéad said she has gone from just a few Twitter followers to almost 2,800 (as of Tuesday afternoon). 
And it does appear her plea has been effective: “ALL applicants will receive replies, but since there are literally hundreds of applicants, it may take a few weeks for me to respond to each one.”
#ThirstyMuch?

I would never in a million years think my former 90's homie for life (in my head of course) would get as desperate as to look on Twitter for peen!

Because I still got love for you Sinead, word of advice...you have better luck on Craigs List!





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