Friday, August 12, 2011

STUNT QUEENS: MICHAEL LOHAN & KIM G. (REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY)...GO WITH EACH OTHER!



So word on the street is that Michael Lohan aka *NeNe Leakes voice* Lindsay Lohan's daddy and Kim  G., (the 'G' stands for Geriatric Granatell) are going steady!

Reportedly, since April of this year the unlikely couple has been calling the paparazzi spotted  making 'stroke love faces' all over town.

Kim says Michael "is always so willing to help out." 

She explained, "[Michael] is very outgoing and nice and kind to everyone. He likes to get up before me and makes breakfast or goes out and gets it. I have never had anyone wait on me like that." #GirlBye


Kim met Michael in January of this year while he was filming a pilot for a show. Kim explains, "we always kept in contact and then he invited me to Florida prior to visiting him on the set of Celebrity Rehab…"

If you're curious as to whether Michael 'hit the skins', find out after the break! 


BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kim kept it coy when asked whether Michael is a *Shaba Ranks voice* champion lover (lordamercy)! However, Kim did divulge Michael is very 'affectionate.' *gags*

I see Kim hasn't cease and desist with what I like to call the geriatrics theatrics (i.e., stunt queenin' it up for attention).

Poor Lindsay, just when she was starting to get herself back on track, these wankstas go throwin' shows and cabarets.

Why doesn't Michael and Kim G. just drive poor Lindsay to the nearest crackhouse while their at it, bums!




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