Friday, February 11, 2011


1.  does it seem like Trey Songz has about 50,000 songs on the radio but they all sound like his singles “Bottoms Up” and/or “I Invented Sex”?

2. does it seem that in light of the Michael Vick dog controversy DMX’s lyrics: “Y’all n***** want to be killers? Get at me my dog!” comes off a tad bit insensitive?

3. does it seem every time you watch MTV’s Jersey Shore and the cameras begin to focus on Ronnie and Sammie you become *rolls eyes* INSTANTLY BLOWN…you two need to shit or get off the pot!

4. were you more disturbed with the fact that Christina Augilera decided to wear her Greater Mount Sinai Bibleway City of Praise church usher-inspired skirt suit to sing the National Anthem at the Superbowl, than the fact that she screwed up the lyrics to the song? 

5. does it seem that the writers of The Game have taken the show (the characters especially) in a different direction since moving over to BET?

6. when you heard the rumors that Jive Records dropped Ciara


from its label, you  were thinking…damn, what took them so long?*

7. does it seem that like Lindsay Lohan is going to have to drop a couple of bodies before she is finally sentenced to some real time in jail?

8. has Lawrence from the Real Housewives of Atlanta (Derek J sometimes fills in as his understudy) totally replace that old stunt queen Dwight as the resident gay on the show?

9. did you giggle just a little lol when you learned Anderson Cooper wasn’t seriously injured BUT got molly wop* in Egypt (I still love you AndyCoo)?

10. did after you read that Rihanna has agreed to lift the restraining order against Chris Brown you started counting down the days before rumors surface that they’re getting back together?

*Editors notes:

Don’t get me wrong I actually like Ciara as an artist and think she’s very talented, but with the climate in the industry being the way it is and her previous album not doing the numbers it was expected and then her current album garnering such poor first week sells, to say the writing was on the wall would be the understatement of the century. She needs to go to another label and start a fresh.

Urban Dictionary: Molly Wop means to reach waaay back with your pimp hand, damn near knocking oneself off balance to deliver a massive blow with an inside closed fist to the temple of your hoe or foe.


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