Friday, July 16, 2010

IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES: BP FINALLY GAINS CONTROL OVER OIL SPILL

Posted by: Roxxanne Roxxanne


According to the Associated Press, Bitch-ass Punks British Petroleum (BP) has FINALLY gained control over the largest oil spill in history!

BP engineers have reportedly placed a carefully fitted cap over a runaway geyser that has gushed roughly 184 million gallons of crude oil into the Gulf of Mexico since May 20, 2010.


I can't believe this mess has been going on for damn near 3 months. I mean how hard can it be to find a cap that fits an stick it on the lil sucker and bounce...I kid!



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