Tuesday, March 16, 2010

I LOVE THE FOOLISHNESS: LOCAL BALTIMORE RAPPER DISSES NICKI MINAJ (VIDEO)

Posted by Roxxanne Roxxanne



Ok, so I wasn’t going to post this video circulating around the net of some local rapper chick from Baltimore named Keys going pretty hard at yall girl Nicki Minaj.

But after viewing the video a couple of times and getting my cheap thrills, I thought it would be selfish if I didn’t share it with you Chicks and Dicks.

Check out the video and all the foolishness that ensues after the break!




There are a couple of things quite unsettling about this video.

First, why is Keys wearing 2, COUNT'EM 2, jackets --both which are at least 4 sizes too small? Seriously, look at how far apart the zippers on each side of her camel-colored PVC jacket are…all the laying down in the world ain’t gonna zipping that bad boy up.

Then take a look at Keys’ “goon squad” in the background serving up serious gangster (FAKING!).

They’re standing behind the requisite projects
Smoking cigs
Throwing up gang signs
All while mean-mugging at the camera

Check it, but peep the dude on the left-hand side of Keys with the black leather jacket giving Keys the side eye on the low-low (you ain’t slick negro, I see you!).

Then the Lurch-looking dude in the middle with the braids is clearly “gone off dat water-water,” so all he does is look up at the sky the entire video while aimlessly bombing his head to the beat! And I’m not even going speak on the “goon” with the knitted face mask…forgetaboutit!

At the end of Keys’ freestyle you can tell she ain’t playing no games with Nicki (lol!) cause she does the classic I ain’t playing no games slap/pound my hand into the palm of my other hand gesture…Nicki be afraid…be very afraid…NOT!

Keys’ ends her prolific video with these eloquent words, all while diddy-bopping her fluffy ass off the screen, “It’s Keys! Bodymore bitch, we in here!

Although Keys’ freestyle was decent, she makes it hard to focus on her rhymes because of the horrible execution of her video (e.g. her visuals and breathing technique or should I say lackthereof, left much to be desired).

13 comments:

  1. maybe the reason nobody looks at ur blog is because ur so negative why hate on what she has on? if u did a background on Nicki Minaj she had a video jus like this the girl was makin fun of her.. as for 2 jackets.. if u were from the area u would know this time of year it is very cold at night duh!

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  2. WOOOW i really like what KEYS said, check it, if this is what she's saying on a freestyle chilling in da hood...think about how hard she would be with a major label behind her...go figure?

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  3. DUH: Please KILL all that noise, STAT! Your play-cousin/sister/aunt/baby mother or whatever Keys is to you, brought the "negative" attention/"hate" on herself when she decided to make a Youtube video.

    I actually gave her props for her lyricism BUT in the same breath I had to comment on her poor execution of the video (gasping for air like she’s running from the cops after every bar/wearing young ass 'fits…is NOT what’s hot in the streets!) took away from her freestyle. I’m was born and raise and STILL reside right up the road in D.C…so don’t assume because you make an ass…

    I’m not saying Keys has to get all doll’d up, but at least wear the appropriate size clothing and perfect your breathing technique before putting out a diss video in the hopes of being signed to a major because first impression are everlasting.

    And as far as doing background research on Nicki Minaji…FOR WHAT? I think she’s garbage so I ain’t checking for her...I'll leave that assignment for you! CLASS IS DISMISSED…NOW BEAT IT LIL’ BOOGER!

    Oh, and The Chick Fix averages about 1000 "nobodys" like yourself visiting our site weekly...I'd say that's not bad considering we just started less than a year ago...NOW SCRAM!

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  4. Roxanne...you are hilarious! I was thinking the same things...about Keys when I watched this video!

    I see that some Baltimore...or "Bodymore" natives...are gettin deep in their feelings. Blogs are a place to express your opinion....

    Bottom line: her flow was cool...but their was too much wackness and foolery in the background.

    @DUH: It looked like it was cold out...but I didn't know that wearing too small and way tooo tight jackets that barely closed...is how people rocked their gear in "Bodymore"....or whateva you call that city!

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  5. WOW Ma! You go hard at the haters. kudos to your site! I saw the video and it did throw me off from the lyrics(which werent bad but it wasnt "ether" either!)But thats the problem with rap/hip hop now. As a female writer I cant get with Minaj especially right now. Cute how Keys tossed her up but yeah she needs to check that breathing (notta good look). As far as looks, your right, she set herself up for the negative feedback. I hope this doesnt spark a bs battle bc honestly I hear nothing but garbage and trash

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  6. The whole crew look like they need a bath.
    Dude on the left with the thick leather on and dude in the back look blasted. I mean if you tryna have a good come up why are you tryna dis another..or why even have a negative energy around you, them dudes in the back lookin for a come up..face it nobody has these dudes in video now in days...save that the freestyle that's if she make it for your album..Right now I wouldnt ever buy a bootleg.

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  7. Wow, are we really hating on materialistic things right now? It's really not that serious. Obviously Ms. Chick Fix, you are obsessed with haterism and I wouldn't be surprised if you aren't jealous because the bitch can freestyle. Nikki Minaj ain't got shit on her, and when she does get picked up, and has a new look going, I'm gonna be laughing at you idiots for actually bringing up some stupid shit like this. Keys got mad game, and nobody can change that.

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  8. @LAST DONA: I have to go hard at these josers (jealous ones still envy) because they be yapping and I ain't for all that jazz! I really appreciate you checking out my blog!

    @Anonymous (posted today @ 1:00 p.m.)
    Do you know me? I think you do…LOL!!!

    You’re comment reveals that NOT only are you lame as phuck, but you also LACK the basic reading comprehension skills...why am I not surprised.

    First I’m going to need you and your ESL (English as a Second Language) tutor to go back and read my post real, real, real slow...oh and sound out your words while you’re at it!

    Then, I’m going to need you to go back under the rock you crawled out from under STAT!

    But seriously, thank you to everyone that left a comment under this post. To those that disagree with the comments I made regarding Keys, it's ok for us to disagree...we can just agree to disagree!

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  9. 1st of all, if u know about the rap game...dissing other rappers & callin them out on bullshit rhymes is apart of the game!!!!! I'm so glad KEYS came @ Nicki b/c she's an actress...yes she's cute but my ears can't take her stupid, retarded flow.....& I just don't understand how u can go from being a butch lookin, thugged out, flat ass carpetmuncher to being...BARBIE? NICKI, Get YO WHACK ASS OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. i love the way she came out she is a bad bitch 2 come off the block and and be real the way she did i love it and i would buy any mix tape or cd she puts out KEYS you my nigga... and you puttin it down 4 the big girls What!!!!! skinny bitches we in here LMAO

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  11. Keys is the truth. Hip hop is starving and she is coming up liked cooked food. We need this. Embrace the "hate" it's for the love of the game. I am a 41 y/o black female who still lives and breathes the beats and rhymes. Keep doing it ladies, we need yall.

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  12. I AM FROM BALTIMORE AND KNOW KEYS SHE IS BEING SUED BY HER MANAGEMENT COMPANY FOR USING THEM FOR BET AND CLOTHES AND A MIX TAPE AND SHE IS DIRTY AND POOR ON WELFARE WITHOUT ANY KIDS AND SHE HAS A HYGIENE PROBLEM I EVEN HEARD SHE BUSTED A BOIL IN THE BATHROOM OF HER MANAGER HOUSE AND THEN WENT AND DID A SHOW ..NO ONE IN BALTIMORE SUPPORTS HER ...THE DVD IS COMING OUT SOON THAT WILL HAVE ALL HER DIRTY CLOTHES ON THERE AND HER DIRTY UNDERWEARS ...IT IS GETTING UGLY OVER HERE

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  13. ok this site is a bunch of bull shit ppl really waste their time on shit as stupid as this the way she did it might not have been the best but who the fuck cares she killed nicki n thats all that fuckin counts it shouldnt matter wat the fuck she has on i <3 the video now come the fuck at me

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